Things you can rely on..

• The day you want to sneakily watch Sex & the City on your mac while the kids watch cbeebies you will not have the chance to sit down
• When your 3 year old comes home from nursery with his shoes on the wrong feet there is more to the story
• When your 3 year old comes home with someone else's trousers on there is still more to the story
• When your 3 year old comes home with someone else's pants on you are going to have to ring the school and find out why
• When it turns out your 3 year olds wet clothes are lying in a carrier bag and no one bothered to tell you you are going to have to walk back there to get them
• When your 3 year old cries his eyes out at the prospect of walking anywhere you are going to have to let him ride in the pram intended for your new baby while is not due for another 10 weeks...
• Said new pram (phil & ted vibe) is so comfy 3 year old promptly falls asleep